De l’humour ? Ces étudiants en ont à revendre. Avec leur professeur d’anglais ils reprennent un fait d’actualité et le tournent en dérision !

Retrouvez les paroles ainsi que la bande son du sketch en anglais créé par des lycéens à propos d’un sujet d’actualité que vous avez surement entendu.

La scène se passe au tribunal. Quatre personnages sont interprétés le juge, l’avocat madame Souanna, Thomas et Samantha.

The Case of Thomas and Samantha (lyrics)

Judge (Anastasia) : Stand up everybody, please ! Today, we will deal with the case of Thomas and Nabila.

Mrs Souanna, lawyer (Fatma) : I’m calling Thomas for the interview. What happened on the night of November 6th, 2014 ?

Thomas (Gabriel) : I was in the living-room, I was watching TV when Samantha came in and this stupid chik began screaming at me because she had lost her cocaine dose.

Samantha (Ani) : Allo ?! What are you telling ? I didn’t yell. Are you serious ? You have taken my dose !

Thomas : No, no ! I have never taken cocaine. In my life, never !

Samantha : I swear on my mascara that he is lying. The lawyer is lying too. I know she has an affair with Thomas. She is a whore !

Judge : Really ? What do you respond to that, Mr Souanna ?

Mrs Souanna : Yes, it is true but it is my private life. Today, I’m here to defend Thomas. Samantha has already spent some time in prison because she had hit a girl in the street with her Louboutins. We can’t trust her ! What’s more, in your deposition, Thomas,  you said Samantha was violent. When she took cocaine, she hit you in the face, hit you with a chair. Can you elaborate for us ?

Thomas : Yes, I can. Samantha is a crazy chick ! She’s a junkie an she takes every drug. When she takes drugs, she insults people. She would hit anybody and she is very unpleasant.

Samantha : I don’t agree. It is not true ! You will regret it !

Judge : I’ve heard enough today. Concerning this accusation, I’ve made my decision : Samantha Benattia, you are sentenced to 30 years in prison. I tank Thomas and Mrs Souana for having testified in this case. Next case please !

Samantha : Good bye everybody ! I leave this game…

Group : Anastasia, Ani, Fatma et Gabriel